Printed on demand
Preg tee
A heavyweight tee with the Preg wordmark printed small on the left chest. Sand-colored. Redwood ink.
$28 View & buy
Shop
A small real shop.
This used to be an imaginary shop — six mockups and a joke about a hoodie. People kept asking where to buy the mug. So now it's real: everything here is printed and shipped on demand when you order it. We hold no inventory, nothing ships from our kitchen table, and the hoodie is still not for sale.
Flat shipping $5.99, free over $60. US addresses for now. Checkout runs on Stripe; cards are never seen by this site.
Printed on demand
Village enamel pin
A small cork-board pushpin in hard enamel, with the Preg wordmark. The kind you put on a backpack.
$12 View & buy
Printed on demand
Send Labor Alert mug
The big amber button, on a ceramic mug. Holds eleven ounces of bad coffee or good coffee, equally well.
$18 View & buy
Printed on demand
5-1-1 tote
A canvas tote with the contraction timer rule printed in plain serif: 5 minutes apart, 1 minute long, 1 hour.
$22 View & buy
Printed on demand
Hospital bag checklist poster
The full hospital bag list, beautifully set in Fraunces, on heavyweight matte paper. For a hallway near the door.
$24 View & buy
Printed on demand
Verified Kicker onesie
A soft baby onesie that says "Verified Kicker" — every one of them was counted in the app.
$24 View & buy
Printed on demand
Letters to the Moon print
An art print of the Village's quietest corner — the moon that holds the family's letters to the baby.
$26 View & buy
Printed on demand
The Village crewneck
A heavyweight crewneck for the grandparents, aunts, uncles, and honorary aunts who showed up.
$42 View & buy
For Megan only
First User hoodie
A single hooded sweatshirt, embroidered with the words "First User," made in exactly one size. Existing for one person.
priceless
How this shop works.
When you order, Stripe handles the payment and a print-on-demand partner prints and ships the thing — usually within a week, tracking included. Taxes are calculated at checkout. If something arrives misprinted or damaged, we make it right; details in shipping & returns.
Mostly it exists because Megan saw the First User hoodie mockup and laughed. That's still the best review the shop has ever gotten.